From the Horse's Mouth

After decades of silence I've decided to open my mouth and speak. As scion of Caligula's horse Incitatus, I will give my counsel to the world at large. Sitting in the lap of luxury in the belly of the beast I cannot but be accused of abject hypocrisy in all that I say. But as surely as I will run afoul of those I praise, as be condemned by those I scorn, I offer myself up as a sacrificial steed. Let the circus begin.